scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

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penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

(via remembersomeonelovesyou)

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

(Source: aru, via kiritomancer)

teapayne:

I’ve been 18+ since I was 12

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